- Avihu. - Haim.
Let me put an end to this disgrace.
He's about to shoot at our forces. That's what you and the enemy think.
But he doesn't shoot at them.
He shoots over them.
In an arch shape. And launches a 4 Pitbull missile
straight to the middle of the mine.
See you, all the best, come back home and a reward for the armor branch.
Armor branch.
Do you know how far it is to Iran?
How did you think to get there by tank? Just start the tank and drive?
This isn't a full plan.
Sir, there is nothing missing in my plan.
If something is missing, is you people who have no vision.
I would hate to think what would happen if that was operation Entebbe.
How many casualties will we have?
25, no more than 30 roughly speaking.
Between 80-100 casualties. How many captives? Global mess.
It won't look good.
- I want to call it off. - You can't call it off, Sir.
Based on the intelligence, the Iranians are developing 7 nuclear war heads.
Cost?
Small atom on Tel Aviv, another one on
Jerusalem and a tiny one on Beer Sheva.
100,000 dead, half a million wounded.
Diseases, global mess.
Won't look good.
- Timetable - It'll take him 8-10 days to get ready.
8 days? Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
How did you let this primitive grow so big and pose a threat to our country?
He doesn't give a damn about you, Sir. He said it more than once.
- It must be changed. - I am happy we understand each other.
You must strike first.
Go for the air option.
So if I come by air...
No, no, the big F.
If I come by air, it means I don't disarm them.
But blow it on them.
2,000 dead, 10,000 wounded gross or net.
10,000 dead, 100,000 wounded, diseases, global mess.
Won't look good.
So what are my options?
Jericho
Are you suggesting I use an atomic weapon?
You had no choice, he's the one who started it.
And anyhow the world is against us either way.
So that's it.
Haim, you'll supervise. Full confidentiality.
Issue a local command without showing it to the central command.
And burn it after the briefing.
There is only one issue concerning the visit of the committee.
- Committee? - A visit by Committee on Nuclear Energy.
- These are four... - I am not interested in it.
Show them a fabric factory, take them to Yad Vashem and then back home.
Okay, but I can't start working when I have a committee wandering here.
So what's the plan?
- Do we have a plan? - So I thought about it a lot...
If the Iranian is ready within 8 days,
it means we have to surprise him and strike within a week.
We'll let the committee wander here, and the minute they leave, we'll strike.
- Until when are they staying? - They come tomorrow for 4 days.
So we will have 3 days, which means we'll have 72 hours
- to be the first to strike. - Will it be enough?
So I need 22 hours to take out the weapon
and load it. 18 hours driving,
18 hours unloading, 19 hours arming,
- 4 hours unexpected events... - Remove the unexpected.
- Not a chance. - Remove it ,you spoiled guy!
Do you think that back then they had unexpected events?
Day after day,
week after week...
So how much time is left?
88 hours before the Iranian strikes.
Are you going
to have the Zionist dream depend on 88 hours?
This is Joshua.
He'll write the code. Come in.
My name is Joshua and I am from New Zealand.
New immigrant
Can I have a snack first?
I've been hitch hiking all day and I have irritable bowel syndrome.
Irritable bowel syndrome?
Spike commander this is Azrian, somebody is shooting at me.
I repeat somebody is shooting at me. Stop fire!
What is it?
This is the falafel of Azrian.
Whose falafel?
Cheap son of a bitch.
Hello, who is this?
546, you are in the wrong tts:direction.
This is your finish line.
My GPS sucks.
Come on, Azrian, where am I?
Go reverse, turn in the second valley left and finish
your maneuver so we can go to sleep.
Thanks
Stupid army.
You don't get one.
- What? - You almost got us killed, stay back.
Leave him alone, sweety.
Here you go, Spike commander.
A lot of amchoor and a bit spicy.
Really, Mimi, the army is lucky to have you.
It's 39 not including drinks.
It's okay. It's my treat.
- Where will you be tomorrow? - The maneuver was canceled.
Tomorrow it 's armor school maneuver,
data point 702213 x 638792.
Expected to finish at 03:30.
Thanks, Spike Commander.
Okay. Why are you still here?
Go to the back, you giraffe.
Nofar,
it's the fourth time you fell asleep.
The deadline for submitting your family tree is over. Why didn't you submit it?
My dad was born in Iran, and we have no family there.
I give you a week. Otherwise, you won't be promoted.
Wanna change your excuse?
She hasn't got any time. She's busy making falafel and growing a mustache.
Your mum grows mustache, you slut!
And your mum sucks all the IDF.
Police forces are gathering to secure the big demonstration that will be held
against the unexpected visit of the Committee on Nuclear Energy
in the Nuclear Research Center in Maale Michmashim.
The residents said they wouldn't remain quiet against any attempt
to hurt their only source of income.
Fuck you, bastards!
Ebba Olsen, 60, Norway.
Carlo Lombardi, 55, Italy
Edvin Van Dyck, 64, Denmark.
Elina Wolverine, 59, Austria.
Who's that?
No idea, they were supposed to be four.
Oliver Hahn, 35, Germany.
First time in Israel and love it already.
They tell me they're Moroccans, Polish, Russians.
But to me, they all look like Arabs.
- I am ovulating. - Watch your mouth.
Security check, bitches, I've been trying to be accepted, they say I'm too young.
My mum only cares about my final exams.
Me, I'm not a sucker. I wrote a cracking software
- that will crash security check. - I'm an ambitious person.
- Let's see, I made a list. - The Kurdish worm 1.0.
First, find my mum a man so she'll get off my back.
I'll sell my startup and all the media will talk about it.
Second. Get laid before my birthday.
I turn off their light, beta version.
- Ready? - Don't you love me?
Of course I do, but we need to get the pills.
Hold on, sweety, it's a beta version.
She is the best!
Fuck it.
That bloody dog is disturbing me burning the work files.
Jesus, get it over with, you drag queen!
You have a code to write. I need it within two hours!
When you say you want to get a divorce...
So what's the story with the ear?
20 years in the army, 150 jumps,
35 accidents, 24 surgeries.
I have so many nails in my body
that I can't leave Israel because no airport will let me in.
But a year ago the strangest thing happened.
We made a plan in which half of the Israeli army was supposed
to parachute in Iraq disguised as belly dancers.
I had another parachuting accident.
I woke up from a surgery in which they transplanted a nail to connect
bone 76 with bone 43 between the knee and the leg.
And all of a sudden...
Doctor! Doctor!
I hear radio in my right ear!
I went to dozens of doctors, but nobody found the source of the problem.
Until one expert found out that because of the nails
I have like a magnetic field.
I am an antenna.
And the only way to get rid of it is by taking out the nails one
by one and see which one caused the problem.
Another 24 surgeries?
I gave up.
Since then I can't think and I can't sleep.
So, this is our main turbine.
From the turbine, we transfer the material into a pool of propellers,
then the propeller when it's cool moves by circulation.
Didn't sleep very well. The bed is a 11.5 cm too short.
Woke up at 3:05, stayed awake for 52 minutes.
...the material into boiler then we transfer...
Mr. Haim, please take us to the nuclear research center.
This is the nuclear research center.
No, Mr Haim, this is just the clothing factory.
The German is the only one dangerous.
How could he tell?
He couldn't, he guessed.
Let me, I'll bullshit him.
This reactor is for electricity purpose only,
producing 6400 mega bites per day,
which is enough for half of Israel.
Do you have a killer or hidden floor somewhere Mr. Haim?
Mr. Oliver,
why do you always think we Israelis lie?
Here, what's this door here?
It's nothing.
I swear. Israeli architect make mistake.
Doors always lead somewhere.
Hello.
Is there any one in there?
My grandfather die in Holocaust,
and 69 years later,
Mr. Oliver Hahn, wants to take me to a truth machine.
Open this door now, Mr. Haim
Shame on you.
A strong message from Iran
confirms reports Iran is on the brink of building 7 nuclear warheads.
As it was stated today in Tehran:
I suggest Israel
turn off all of its reactors
and send its employees to another place to work.
And here The Nuclear Energy Agency completed its inspections in the south.
Here's what they said...
We are here today to announce that after checking the nuclear reactor,
the IEAH confirm that we couldn't find any traces of the atomic material.
Not that you couldn't find, there is nothing.
Okay, maybe there aren't any.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
for letting us hosting you in our small and beautiful holy land.
Tomorrow morning,
the Israeli IDF
will greet you in a very beautiful maneuver
and afterwards we will be
traveling to the Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum.
We will have a nice stop at Abo Gosh
to eat an Israeli traditional food "Hummus".
Math 6, Bible 6, Grammar 0,
Literature 0, Art 0.
And also violent at class when you don't sleep.
Not to mention the family tree that you didn't submit.
How can I find previous 5 generations? Do you want me to go to Iran?
Five, and Nofar these are weak excuses. Do you take the medicine?
Stop it, Nofar!
Bravo, Nofar.
You have 48 hours to submit your family tree,
otherwise I'll personally not promote you.
Also, the army asked you not get attached with their dog.
Calm down, Vanunu, or you're dead.
If you harm one hair of him, you'll eat filed rations, got it?
Sweety, it's a crazy dog.
I heard they wanna anesthetize him.
Get away from here, you mouse.
Amchoor, hot paste, spicy.
Anything not spicy.
Special for you to remember Israel.
Medic!
All spicy food reaction.
Are you a doctor?
You will be okay,
just need to rest 48 hours.
48 hours? No thank you very much,
- I need to get my flight. - No, no, no.
No flights tonight.
Hey! Hey! Don't leave me here.
My mother is sorry.
She invited you.
No.
I don't have anything to do with this woman. She nearly killed me.
If you insult my mother,
I will kill you.
Why are you Israilians always so violent?
We have no choice.
The Arabs want to throw us out of the city.
What a cheap propaganda.
Germany's propaganda.
You guys are so serious,
and you didn't contribute anything to the world.
Oh, yes we have.
Beethoven, Goethe, Wagner.
Adidas.
Are you single?
Yes.
You like women or men?
Yeah. Its fantastic.
Can I have some, some more water please?
He doesn't like it.
How many times should you be told to cook less spicy?
So, Oliver,
tell me, are you a spy?
You are ruining it.
Call me Oli,
I am not a spy.
I am here because I think life can be so much better without any nuclear weapons.
Okay.
If they close the food this place is dead.
You want us to have no food on table?
Mum the fish is getting cold, eat.
Well if your country uses nuclear weapons, half of this world would be dead.
So Israel has no right to defend itself?
Of course it does.
But why is Israel denying the fact that
they have 200 nuclear weapons when the world knows it?
Okay. So...
he is gay.
I am out of here.
Where are you going?
I also should be going.
No, no. You stay.
No way, take him from here.
Don't be serious, he's a smuggler, divorced and his mum works for Adidas.
What is it?
I go but my mother wants you to stay.
Move it, quickly.
This is commander, truck 1 is ready in two minutes.
- Be careful! - Haim!
You break my leadership.
Go run everything from over there.
Slowly!
Be careful!
He has an European style and is so hot.
I just hope she won't ruin it again.
Kurdish worm 2.5 come and see.
Stop it, you baby.
I talked to her about the pills and she won't approve.
Okay, sweety, what's the big pressure?
Do you have second thoughts again, you coward 0.0?
Second thoughts? Half of the evening he doesn't reply to you and I'm the coward?
Hi
What is your name?
15. You?
Are you from Iran?
What music do you like?
Omer Adam, Rihanna, Eminem.
No way.
Cool. Is it in Arabic?
Fucking amazing.
Is this Arabic?
Meron is dying to do it
but i need more time.
u know rabbi azrian
Thanks a million.
Israel.
Your leaders stupid!
All Arabs want to destroy Israel.
But you hate Israel.
Zona.
So, how long have you been in falafel business?
3 years since they fired me from the mine.
Why were you fired?
I worked in the canteen.
After Asher died in a radiation accident,
they didn't want to pay his pension.
They refused to recognize it.
I am fighting for very long time.
I am sorry.
- I didn't mean to... - It's okay.
I go to sleep now, okay?
You want to dance with me?
No.
I don't understand how they accepted you to this job?
I have a special skill.
What skill?
Can you keep a secret?
It was discovered by coincidence
when I won my 5th European Mikado contest.
Yes!
Then suddenly...
it turned out that Russian manager was smuggling uranium.
I spent two months in the hospital till they discovered...
You are allergic to uranium.
Later I found the benefits of my allergy.
I joined the International Atomic Energy Agency and became the best inspector.
No one can fool me, if I am near enriched uranium I feel it immediately
Not with your hands.
No.
Put it on your tongue.
Roger, 3 are ready and 27 are loaded.
Thirty missiles bro? Is this the third world war?
Yes, Sir.
Came, searched and left earlier.
We are setting off.
Bless the Committee on Nuclear Energy.
What's that?
Turn off the engine, stop.
Stop, turn off the engine.
- Call everything off. - Sir, we can't stop.
We have to move at night.
Shut up, idiot,
40 meters ahead of us there's a German spy.
Where are your eyes? Are they in your butt?
So how is he?
- Shut up, okay? - Share already.
You have no idea. We talked all night.
You only talked?
Not only talked. But I've never felt like that.
An amazing person.
Good morning.
Very good morning.
Please eat.
Traditional Israeli breakfast.
Eggs and tomatoes, salad and...
You don't eat?
I can't. I'm full.
So Sabbath is your day off, right?
Do you want to do something, just the three of us?
We'll go to the Dead Sea and the wellsprings. He'll propose by evening.
What's wrong with you? He's not even Jewish.
- Are you nuts? He isn't even Jewish. - What? Isn't he circumcised?
What is it?
Mimi Azrian, Mimi Azrian.
Who is that?
Good morning and get dressed.
- We want to speak to you. - Who wants?
The state of Israel!
Lufthansa, LH 691, Tel Aviv-Frankfurt.
Departs at 4, lands at 8. Then a connection to Tehran.
He might even get a tuna sandwich.
Tell me why.
Confidential.
Go on, Azrian, go inside, explain it was nice but that's it.
Within 10 minutes the Nazi in my car on the way to Ben Gurion airport.
You are a piece of shit.
You play with fire, don't you get it?
He poses an existential threat to Israel, and you put
in danger the Zionist plan just so you can get laid.
It hurts.
Come, I will take you.
Mum, if you let him go, you are a sucker.
Never mind, Clementine. We'll find mum another toy.
Hey, Cyclops, can you still suck with the toothpick?
Not really, but you better say good bye to the dog.
Maale Michmashim, population 4,789,
860 meters above the sea level,
and home of the woman who sells the best falafel in the universe.
What are you recording?
This is my nutrition recorder.
What?
Nutrition recorder.
It helps me always remember everything.
Will you remember me?
Of course I will.
5 times in 1 night.
Six.
I must show you something.
Mother fucker.
You can't,
this car belonged to my husband and now is mine.
Go to the Dead Sea and you can drown if you like,
but no more license for food truck!
You have no shame.
For 9 years you have been sending me from one committee to another,
while you all know the radiation killed him.
Mimi,
last chance.
If the Nazi isn't in my car within 60 seconds,
you are becoming Israel's enemy!
Haim,
Mr. Haim,
you have family and friends,
and I know that inside this uniform there is a huge heart
with so much love to give to this world.
Mr. Oli,
go to Iran.
Please, I beg you.
I give you a business ticket, just go.
I have a diplomatic passport, I will go nowhere.
And I do not take orders from you.
I'm here in order to help saving your country from another catastrophe.
You cannot say that.
You are German.
Drop it, you psychopath.
I am a German...
but this is still true.
Can I give you a hug?
Last bite and you are free.
Nofar!
Hold on.
Don't do anything stupid.
I see light,
let's get inside and take everyone out.
I can't do anything to him.
He holds a diplomatic passport.
To arrest her I need a reason.
My 72 hours are about to start.
I didn't even take out one warhead.
Arrest them even for few hours at least we'll take something out.
I have an idea.
Spike commander, do you hear me?
Roger, Haim, we are almost done.
Roger, pay attention,
you didn't finish anything. Go to datum point 69173
and tell Azrian you're there.
Roger, got it.
No way, they can't do anything. It's a democratic state, don't you know?
Yeah really.
Want to go out? Abroad? Plus I wanna show you Kurdish worm 3.1.
Can't, looking for an Iranian friend.
What part don't you get?
- Yeah we know you. - Hello.
- So see you. - Nofar?
Hey. How are you?
Okay.
You are gorgeous.
What's gorgeous?
More than beautiful.
You are gorgeous too.
Thank you.
Where you from?
I am from Tehran but recently moved to
this boring town of desert because of my father's job.
Open your email.
I am sending you some files
Wow. What is this?
- This is the grave of your Rabbi Azrian. - What?
Check out the rest of the files.
Thank you!
I love you. Whats your name?
Open the door. Why the door is locked?
I must go.
Spike commander, do you hear me?
Over, spike commander. Am about to go to sleep.
Over, remember I am here with 200 nails, all starving.
Datum Point 691731252996
Over, spike commander, on the way to you.
Come, Oli, get dressed.
Listen, she sent me tons of files.
And she is so gorgeous.
Come on, you are so excited, a Saudi pervert fooled you.
You don't believe me, you moron? I had a video chat with her.
Ah Majnun.
What did you bring mama?
Oh wow!
Wanna bet 200 I can crack it with Worm?
What is it?
Spike commander,
here is your order with hot dip.
Not spicy and one coke right? And two complete.
Together they make seventy.
But...
You all need to sign this petition first.
What?
This is a commitment that you'll never shoot anyone ever again.
- Okay, bye bye. - Wait! Wait!
Enjoy your meal.
You are under arrest. Throw the pita bread
and get out with your hands on your head.
- Where is he? - Go look.
He must be found.
I have a better idea.
Let's drive and leave him here.
He got in with no permission. Now he should find the way back.
10 km of hills that all look the same.
He must have dehydrated or a caracal will bite him.
Move it, move it.
More quickly, don't stop, quickly.
14 trucks have already left.
Any news from the German?
I hope he was raped by a Bedouin.
Go war!
Take it easy, Avihu.
This is my father.
He worked in the mine, got sick and died a few years ago.
My mum is trying to prove it is related.
There is no need to get into to it, Nofar.
Yes, there is, teacher.
Our mine generates radiation, anyone here is exposed to existential threat.
Bullshit of the German pacifist.
Shut up.
Here's Oliver, my mum's boyfriend.
And here's Rabbi Azrian, my father's grandfather.
Iranian chief Rabbi.
And here is his tomb.
How do you know he was buried here?
- It is for sure, I did research. - With who?
I have a girlfriend from Iran.
A girlfriend from Iran?
Since you are an IT genius did you see the status your boyfriend wrote on your wall?
Sucking with teeth!
- My darling! - Not a word, not a word!
- On what grounds? - Leave her alone!
She let a foreign agent into a firing range that belongs to the army.
What do you mean not with you? You've been keeping my mum from noon.
So who knows?
Come on Nofar, what's taking so long? Open up.
I'll kill you, Worm!
Ouch, not in the nuts.
- I swear to you it wasn't me. - It is your picture.
It's not me and I can prove.
Prove now or you won't be my first.
Somebody logged in from another computer.
- You see it's not my IP address? - So who is it?
First of all, we'll call Kurdish Worm 4.0.
I delete my profile...
And say goodbye to the status.
And finally take down the page of the New Zealander.
That's it.
Thanks, Worm.
What else do you want?
What are you doing?
Yes, Sir, we had a little problem but all the candies are on the way.
Now we are counting the hours as planned.
Thanks, Sir.
Did you do what I asked?
Yes, Sir.
I wrote that she blows with teeth.
Very insulting for her age.
Have a look.
Fuck.
Steve traded Vanunu.
The dog.
Jesus.
If something goes wrong here,
I'll introduce you to a whole new world of pain.
Soldier.
Soldier, get up.
Which unit do you belong to?
Let's move him and go.
- We got specific instructions. - Are you serious? No man left behind.
He's not getting in with us, you hear me?
Shut up, where do I put him? On my bag?
I need my pills.
I need my pills now.
I need it now my pills.
I need my pills.
Clementine...
Get inside the vehicle. We need to talk.
Tell me everything and I'll help you okay?
What do you want from me?
Where is my mum? When is she coming back?
Very simple, Bible.
Do not steal, do you know it?
You took something that belongs to me.
I need it back now.
Frankly, I don't know these things.
So who?
Take off your hand
Leave it, you gay.
Do you have any idea how many years will you be in jail?
Traitor! Human trash!
Your mum is human trash, fagot! You Popeye.
Kid, in this CD there's confidential military material.
If you don't return it to me, I swear...
- What will you do to me? - I'll kill you!
Take it easy, Avihu.
You insulted her on my behalf.
And I only wanted to make her happy.
I did everything alone, it has nothing to do with her.
Take, sweety.
Drink a bit.
Very good hero.
Now give back the CD.
And we'll
take you to eat hamburger in a gas station.
The CD is at home.
But before that bring back my mum.
And besides that we have some other requests.
Talk, sweeties. I'm taking notes
- First, don't call me sweety. - Got it.
Second, stop torturing my mum and give her what she deserves.
What does she deserve?
Permit for the food truck. Recognition as army widower.
Retroactive reparation, an apology letter signed by the PM.
Go on.
Find Oli.
We have no idea.
Look around. Find and get him a visa to stay here.
He can't stay here because he poses an existential threat.
He doesn't pose an existential threat, he loves my mum.
We'll check what can be done.
Anything else?
That I'll be promoted at school.
Say again.
You have got a deal.
Now can I get the CD?
You are sitting on it.
I'll sit on you!
What is this? What's going on here?
And why is there a closed military area outside?
Mimi,
your daughter is an asset to the state of Israel.
I'm freaking out. What is written on the CD that they are so stressed?
I thought we gave it back.
You think I'm a sucker?
I kept a copy.
Dear soldier, this file belongs to the army.
Anyone who opens it will be punished harshly.
Stop being worried, I'm just checking the worm
You are crazy.
There is no authorization to open the file from this computer.
You've just been reported and we're on our way to you.
You should expect a harsh punishment for this felony
No, what are you stupid?
- What is it? - I have no idea.
It's not logarithm, the products are too high.
Maybe it's a code.
That's the date of another two days and here there are coordinations.
But what does NTZ stand for?
Oh, my God.
Where's my suitcase?
I need to take my pills.
Oli, what happened to you?
- Lars! - Who is it?
Oh thank God! This is Oli, listen listen.
Israel is about to attack Iran.
I can prove it, I got my allergy.
We have to do something about it
Are you insane?
No, no its true, Lars.
Oli, what are you talking about?
I've seen the bombs, Mimi.
Israel is about to forge a nuclear war against Iran.
Oli!
What is NTZ?
You don't want to know. It's an Iranian ghost crew
suspected to be built above the nuclear reactor.
Hello, everybody.
Hi, Mr. Oli, how are you today?
What is this? What's going on?
The good news
The committee has granted you food truck license
and restaurant, whatever you like.
Or both. Plus...
Recognizing your husband's accident. And most important, the compensations.
What's written here? 400?
4 million,
count the zeros. Current month plus 720.
In addition, I managed to
have the German stay with us.
Here's a visa for another year.
An invitation to join an an intensive Hebrew school
and a quick conversion process.
The bad news...
Where is the righteous?
There is no need, Rabbi. He's circumcised.
There's no such thing.
Like what happened with the Ethiopians who came circumcised.
But not up to Moses and Israel religion.
So what we did with them...
Mr Oliver,
if you want to stay with us, you have to be one of us.
How do you mean?
We have to do it again properly
Doing what?
It's just a technical procedure. We make a
little stabbing so one tiny drop of blood is out,
and then you are Jewish.
Come on let's do it.
Put the knife down. Are you crazy?
And that's yours, Clementine.
Now we are even.
Not a word bout the CD to mum or the German. Got it?
Hey, Sweetie, and this must be Meron.
Hey, Sharare. You sing amazing.
Thanks. My piano just crashed.
Meron, do you have software that cracks piano vmx?
Sending you my new worm 6.6. It will crack anything.
Sharare, what is NTZ?
Natanz. That's where I live now. Why?
Why?
She hasn't taken her pills!
Beside, she has failed in mathematics and is walking around without Hijab.
Is there anything else you would like to say?
A friend of mine who works in the library
was saying that she was looking for Jewish people!
Jewish?
Why you are making so much trouble? You want me to have a heart attack?
I want to go home.
I want to go back to Tehran!
You said we stay for a week only, but it's been 3 months!
This delay is not my fault, you spoiled girl.
I am not spoiled. Don't piss me off!
My beautiful girl, you have always been a bit spoiled.
It's not a big deal. Don't get angry!
Now you choose a punishment for yourself.
Why should I get punished?
You should get punished to learn.
So one week, no internet.
I hate you!
Don't lock the door behind you!
It's a bit stressing here.
These are the procedures, Sir.
For code red you will need a manual bottom backup.
They'll explain how to do it, right?
I'll explain slowly.
Once I insert the disc the code is enabled.
The system goes on red alert.
Which means that within 24 hours, the weapon is loaded and ready
and there is no way back.
Wait, so what is on my hand?
You launch it it yourself, Sir, but only after the computer's done
loading and aiming
Kiddo, put it inside.
No authorization in this computer to open the file.
For this felony you will be punished harshly.
What?
What's up? Jesus...
Someone was here before me...
Humping...
Kurdish mother fucker! How did he do it?
Can you say it in Hebrew?
The code I built is secured in a way that
no computer can interfere
This means that only the device that activated it may continue
- the operation. - Speak in English!
I can't do anything without the kids' computer
So can we start?
No, Sir.
Do you see the clock?
We have 36 hours.
But we don't have the computer that controls the code
Write a new code.
It will take me 2 days.
I could try writing a detour but it would be much faster
If you get me his computer.
Come with me to Berlin
What?
Yeah!
We'll take Nofar and open a falafel restaurant
and we'd live together.
We belong here.
But it's dangerous, Mimi.
And you just got permitted to stay.
We will be at war. This place may be smashed in a minute.
- Where are the kids? - What happened?
We must talk to them urgently.
Nofar!
Leave them alone.
I've already informed the UN about what I've seen.
Okay, guys.
Party over.
Don't touch me, I have a diplomatic passport.
I am a Jew. I am a Jew.
Leave him alone. What's your problem?
Yeah, right, Jew. Get lost.
I will slaughter them.
- No connection. - Connect the cable.
Are you connected now?
My dear God If you were in my shoes
What would you do?
Hey, I must tell you a secret.
Hey, I'm trying to finish and upload my new song.
I got an identification.
Israel is going to bomb Natanz.
What?
You must run away.
I can't believe this.
Sharare, we found the binary number.
- Binary what? - Zeros and ones, it's a code.
They will bomb you tomorrow...
Hello! Are you there?
What the hell are you doing?
Get out!
Look, my dear,
you shouldn't cause so much trouble.
You know that I'm being observed!
All governmental secrets are here with me.
Get out!
Look, I promise you
to go back to Tehran the day after tomorrow.
Why? What is going on the day after tomorrow?
Just wait, and you'll see!
Can we now start the 24-hour story?
Don't turn it off! I need the Internet at the moment.
No, you should get punished!
And go to sleep very soon!
I go back to my work!
I'm coming!
Are you still awake?
No, I'm in bed.
Sleep my dear. I'm also going to sleep.
Leader dismounting. Naor goes first.
Good morning.
Where is the computer?
Come on, what do you want from us?
Look at the time, you dinosaur.
Nofar.
What a noble name.
Come on, kiddo.
- I was too 15 years old, a rebel. - You, a rebel? I don't think so.
Nofar, we live in a vacuum, yes?
There was the holocaust.
They try to ruin us.
Bring back the computer, you should climb down.
You got everything, you'll get more.
Just don't ruin our operation.
What do you need operation for?
- Make peace already. - Peace can't be made.
When you are older, you'll understand.
If you don't understand,
I won't grow up
Do you know what is an ultimatum?
You've got a minute.
So he played the good cop and you're the bad cop.
Both of us are good cops.
Do you want to get to know the bad cop?
Bring in Meluban.
Good evening.
Nofar, Meron.
I'm Noah Meluban. The General Security Services inventor.
Look, I bought this pruner in a gardening store.
I added here at the edge two nails.
I learned in Cambridge
that the penis has such an elastic tissue
that it heals in no time.
And then it can't be proven.
Shall we talk about you guys a bit?
I broke it.
He broke it.
Give me the computer even if it's broken.
I need the mother board.
Where?
Who do I issue the invoice to?
You can't do that! I will press charges in the international...
Hope you enjoyed your stay in the Holy Land, you traitor.
Say hello to Iran.
You see, it's only a school.
Not Uranium. Just a school.
Mr. Mohsin, if this is a school,
then please show us the children
Good morning, girls.
Good morning.
I want to remind you today
that we will have visitors
from the Atomic Energy Organization.
You are not allowed to ask them any questions
and you should not even answer their questions.
Understood?
Yes!
Hello.
The students already know, right?
You see, children.
Hello.
Oh, my God, what happened to him?
Mr Oli? Bring some water!
Oh, where am I?
Dad, the punishment time is finished. Give me the radar!
What happened? We called you for hours.
My dad disconnected me.
- Where are you now? - I am at home.
You must run away from Natanz right now.
Nofar?
Oli?
Mimi.
Oli. I love you. Where are you?
What is going on? What trouble!
Oli, you are connected. Speak to the world now!
Now?
As you can see the cold air is moving right here,
maximum wind of 246 miles per hour.
Good evening, I'm sorry to interrupt your weather report
But I have to make an urgent announcement.
My name is Oliver Hahn
and I spent the past week
in Israel and Iran
and I've met some amazing people
but some dangerous maniacs too.
As I have solid information
that the two of you are planning to start a war in just a few minutes.
How long, Jesus?
I'm nearly there with a new code.
But before you do, please...
ask yourself what future do we as adults
provide our children?
We might not be able to change but the next generation can.
They have a better understanding of each other with help of technology.
They know that we all live
in a global village and we should only have one passport.
Hi I'm Sharare Itashi from Iran.
I want to be a rap artist, please don't ruin my future.
Hi, I am Nofar Azrian from Israel.
I want to live a normal life, please don't ruin my future.
Hi, I am Meron Beber from Israel.
I want to make love to Nofar. Please don't ruin my future.
Get away from her, you dwarf.
See they do have a future,
but your paranoia makes you blind,
you've lost the ability to fall in love.
I was also a child once,
and I grew up with a constant need to remember everything.
For years I've been collecting every second of my life.
Oli?
But, this week, I have realized that sometimes,
remembering is safe...
Karl...
and letting go means I forget the future.
Oh no.
Sorry, Mom.
Mimi, I love you.
I left some socks in the dryer
and the extra keys of the falafel truck are underneath the mat
Where is he?
I knew that you are a traitor! Give me the code!
I have no idea what is going on!
So what is this? Explain!
I don't know anything.
Traitors, you let me down, Clementine.
Shit youth.
Fucking kids.
What is this?
God is big.
I don't believe it.
- What is it? - Hamid Muradi,
head of the Revolutionary Guards.
Hello? Hamid Muradi?
Head of the Revolutionary Guards?
Yes, who are you?
This is Menachem, Israel's Defense Minister.
Nice to meet you.
Did you say good bye to your family?
Mr. Menachem,
I really want all your Zionist experiment turn to dust in the wind.
I'm not scared of you.
Good bye. Fuck you.
Fuck you too.
So how are you?
Okay.
Haven't slept since Monday.
Me too.
What do you want?
I want to know why you want to bomb me?
We don't want to bomb you.
So why do you always say you will?
Internal political issues, difficult to explain.
My English...
Speak Farsi, I was born there.
You do not tend to kill me?
No,
but I have to make people think that I want to!
So, I do not tend to kill you either!
So you don't want to invade us!
It's very complicated. I thought about it.
In that time, I got orders from outside!
I know, I know, I hate them. Especially, the Germans!
So our thoughts were the same.
We can change this trend.
Yes, we can.
Let's have ceasefire until then!
Ceasefire.
3 months!
Nope, 3 years!
- 1 year! - Okay
Send us the German!
With pleasure. I'll send him to you.
Good night!
Have a good night!
Mimi, I am starving. Any chance I'll get a spicy taboon bread?
Taboon bread?
What is a taboon bread?
Really, he is cute, this Hamid guy.
I would invite him for coffee.
Do you realize we are part of history?
A new Middle East and all this stuff.
Easy to talk to and reach an understanding
They are human beings just like us.
How pessimistic Israeli people are!
Yeah, it's all because of Holocaust.
There wasn't any better person that we could plan to kill?
I don't believe any of their words!
Who would have believed?
Do you believe?
Frankly, no.
Dismantle, dismantle
No!
God is big!
Excuse me!